two old buddies were returning home in the early morning, after a night of heavy drinking .. one of them said to the other ; – » Hold On ! what is that on the pavement over there? »  .. the other answered ; -» Looks like a piece of Dogshit !»

-» It Smells like a piece of dogshit ! » ….. -» and it Tastes like dogshit! «..

-» What Luck neither of us stepped in it it then !»..