There once was a man who loved animals very much , and he would drive his wife to the brink of madness by bringing various animals home.
One day he brought a little pig home . His wife exclaimed ; – » this is the last straw. We can not keep this animal ! Where would it sleep ? » . – » It could sleep together with us in the bedroom» the man answered . -» In our bedroom ? Are you Crazy ? What about the smell ?» . -«Well , it would just have to get used to that .»