a pig joke

There once was a man who loved animals very much , and he would drive his wife to the brink of madness by bringing various animals home.

One day he brought a little pig home . His wife exclaimed ; – » this is the last straw. We can not keep this animal ! Where would it sleep ? » . – » It could sleep together with us in the bedroom» the man answered . -» In our bedroom ? Are you Crazy ? What about the smell ?» .  -«Well , it would just have to get used to that .»

blessings of modernity

a warm shower to warm and cleanse ; blessed be the plumbers.

safe again

feeling numb with fear of perceived sinister and occult realities ; a double dose of Olanzapin to attain deep sleep.  And it becomes true again ; with deep and dreamless sleep , the new day is born again, hope restored. So, blessed be the inventors of Anti Psychosis medication. Modernity can be a wonderful thing..

that was Lucky !

two old buddies were returning home in the early morning, after a night of heavy drinking .. one of them said to the other ; – » Hold On ! what is that on the pavement over there? »  .. the other answered ; -» Looks like a piece of Dogshit !»

-» It Smells like a piece of dogshit ! » ….. -» and it Tastes like dogshit! «..

-» What Luck neither of us stepped in it it then !»..

pentastar

telling tale

A wife called her husband, who was driving home from a company weekend retreat..         -» Oh John…the traffic report  says there is a maniac driving on the wrong side of the road at high speed…somewhere in your area»

-» that is not the half of it Mary!» her husband replied ; -» out here they are All driving on the wrong side of the road ! »

hexamination

 

you are on a horse , galloping

You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed.

On your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant travelling at the same speed as you.

Directly in front of you is another galloping horse but your horse is unable to overtake it.

Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the horse in front of you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round!

the Secret Hidden Right inside eyes

why not follow this suggestion?

First ; let eyelids close the world from your eyes ….With the lower palms of hands….or gentle fingers….exert a gentle pressure upon eyelids..wait….wait..

Then : what do you Witness?

And Then : How to explain what you witness?

tiny alien in orbit

Tiny Alien in Orbit….It is here to study the Waking and Somnolent Dreams of Anthropoids…..maybe the Voidcraft has come here from Imigni ? From Far Away..